Quotes from the Movie Death Becomes Her

Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars.

Madeline Ashton

You're dressed, special occasion?

Madeline Ashton

Oh for Christ's sake at least lie quickly!

Madeline Ashton

I'm a girl!

Madeline Ashton

Ernest, my ass...I can see... my ass!

Madeline Ashton

Ernest I'm in the morgue.

Madeline Ashton

Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest.

Madeline Ashton

And she even paid for the hard-ware, don't you just love it?

Madeline Ashton

You're a fraud Helen a walking lie and I can see right through you.

Madeline Ashton

A colagen buff? You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!

Madeline Ashton

Make-up is pointless! It does nothing anymore. Are you even listening to me? Do you even care? You just stand there with your twenty-two year old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at me.

Madeline Ashton

Hel...What have you two been plotting down here? Or should I say what else?

Madeline Ashton

She was a homewrecker, she was a man eater, and she was a bad actress.

Helen Sharp

Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't you, it was him. I just want you to know something that I have never ever blamed you, never.

Helen Sharp

No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him into a undertaker. I want you to know something, I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She is a woman Ernest, a woman, from Newark, for God's sake. I will never forgive her for what she has done to you. Never.

Helen Sharp